U.D.O. Mastercutor

Welcome back everybody
Have you missed us
Well, tonight we bring you
More of the same
Our special guest tonight is
Chainsaw eddy
And our surprise spot is
Dismemberment
Dont forget...
You have to be in it to kill it
And your host tonight is...
The mastercutor
Wheel of fortune turned to terror
Jeopardy was bastardised
The arena of big brother
Roman games disqualified
B. stars in the jungle
Eating bugs and shit
Watching egos crumble
Golden bullets hit
Mastercutors ready
Axemans coming down
Gallows hanging steady
Claim the winners crown
Rolling diamonds feed your pleasure
Frenzied sick mans appetite
Kill your friends to find the treasure
Desperate wide-eyed sacrifice
B. stars in the jungle, ...
Mastercutors ready, ...
[ Mastercutor Lyrics ]